Nigeria VS Kenya ...EPIC battle on twitter by Don Abiodun Odedeyi

 Twitter is currently taking another shape presently as Kenyans are using the short message platform to express their displeasure over their national team shabby treatment in the hands of Nigeria.

Kenya FA complained over what they termed as 'unacceptable' condition the Harambe Stars were forced into ahead of their qualifier against the Super Eagles on Saturday.

Presently, #SomeTellNigerians and #SomeOneTellKenyans are the two harsh-tag used by twitter users from both countries to wage electronic war against each other.

 Here are some of the weirdest of their tweets

KENYANS TWEETS:

@MwaiKibaki

#SomeoneTellNigerians Kenya has 2 presidents.

@Ellyk1m

#SomeoneTellNigerians Every girl has the right to be ugly, but in Nigerian movies, they have abused that privilege!

@gabriel_ISEI

Lmao" @kip_of #SomeoneTellNigerians Fifa13 is so real,if u tap the button 4 Mikel 2 shoot in front of the goal,he will still pass

@LarryAsego

#SomeoneTellNigerians (in their movies) their ghosts look left and right before crossing the road.

@vic_254

#SomeoneTellNigerians that its not Gee Sauce who died for them,its JESUS!...lmao

@wnabbz

*stolen* #IDEAD I hear everyone in Nigeria stinks, their country is located at Africa's armpit #SomeoneTellNigerians

@Side_Effects

1. Nigeria (Kano plains) #SomeoneTellNigerians RT @StandardKenya #Tourism: Top 10 places to see animals in the wild http://bitly.com/11qw5UJ

@ChrisAuren

i realized that the Nigerian movies were sponsored by a weave-on company..every female had one even the witch #SomeoneTellNigerians

@subomiplumptre

#SomeoneTellNigerians that joke like joke our generation's playing with xenophobia. Good morning.

@Muslimah_TM 

#SomeoneTellNigerians that Muite has already seen their future.thats why he is in constant shock.

@CreativeAlbert 

#SomeoneTellNigerians Kenyan women wear weaves to enhance beauty, Naija women wear weaves to confirm gender!

@VibeWeekly 

This one from @kenzomatata WON IT #SomeoneTellNigerians to treat our football team (Harambee stars) the way they treat our ladies

@eggheader

#SomeoneTellNigerians RT @calestous A surprising map of the countries that are most and least welcoming to foreigners http://wapo.st/11lOQFb

@Sl33k_Rapunzel

This won't change the fact that ya'll are suffering from kwashiorkor

@dopeheart_xo

Get some good food. "@mic_isanda: #someonetellnigerians when was the last time a Nigerian scored against Barcelona?"

@Le_Tiny

I'm very confused by your stupidity

@EduMarxit: #SomeoneTellNigerians we hear Olusegun Obasanjo is the most handsame man in there” WEW"

@Ayourb

Good “@iamsamhotep: "@JICHOdaDOG: #SomeoneTellNigerians we are sorry." Can we call a ceasefire now

@EduMarxit: #SomeoneTellNigerians Prezzo actually screwed one of their woman.""

@ikennaekwevi

We heard a rhino is the finest in urs

@EduMarxit: #SomeoneTellNigerians we hear Olusegun Obasanjo is the most handsame man in there country”"

@OMG_Its_6ix

Dis joke is responsible for the drought in ur country ! DRY FOOL RT

@MC_shakame: #SomeoneTellNigerians OIL is not a cure for AIDS lol"""""

@Brianmbunde

#SomeoneTellNigerians i went for free primary education pic.twitter.com/E0uYUVYOPI

@dalu_official

@onesyoki: #SomeoneTellNigerians you don't get shot at the knee and blood comes out from your mouth."

@OfficialWayde your accent is the reason Jesus hasnt comeback yet!!

#SomeoneTellNigerians"

@topgee992

#Someonetellkenyans it is "#SomeOneTellNigerians nt "SomeOneTellNigeria"

@LuqasBibo

In their movies? RT @herrmys: #SomeoneTellNigerians how come the family dog lives for generations..!!.

@Takbir001 16h

#someonetellNigerians theres a reason the first two letters of "Nollywood" are" NO!"

@The_Magerow

#someoneTellNigerians using Mixed races as lead actors in their movies doesn't hide the fact that 90% of their pple are mr ibu's look alikes

@JICHOdaDOG #SomeoneTellNigerians we are sorry.

@lordhastings

Do the Nigerians know their movies are only useful for keeping our househelps entertained when idle? #SomeoneTellNigerians.

@C_Nyakundih nigerians are completely fags.after all they had a president by #goodluck #SomeoneTellNigerians

@thapoet545

#SomeoneTellNigerians that wanatabia zaki OKOCHA sana...the OK is silent.

@HowLycK

#SomeOneTellNigerians i want Tiwa Savage's Number O_O

@thapoet545

#SomeoneTellNigerians that chnua achebe's mind is completely different from all thier brains combined.

@KTNKenya #SomeoneTellNigerians that this is not how we treat foreign teams in Kenya pic.twitter.com/GgvB8zZkzs

@atwenga

#SomeoneTellNigerians we care less whether they are the Africans Champions, we gonna kick their asses on saturday.

NIGERIANS TWEETS

@tee_hidee

#SomeoneTellKenya you know all our Nigerian stars, your TV stations show our movies, but we dont even know where you are on the map..

Retweeted 345 times

@tracy_la_diva: #SomeoneTellKenya Nigerian women wear weaves to enhance beauty, Kenyan women wear weaves to confirm their gender

@bubusn

#SomeoneTellKenya Kenya GDP = $33.62 bn Dangote + Adenuga + Alakija + Fernandez  = $35bn

@SeiyefaEgein: BREAKING NEWS: Celebration in Nairobi as Kenya launch first satellite. #SomeoneTellKenya http://twitpic.com/cd7mtx ”

@omojuwa

I have nothing to do with #someoneTellKenya ...Kenyans have everything to do with the pains their going through right now

@omojuwa

Nigeria - Kenya is not a tweet fight. It's a slaughter. #SomeonetellKenya

@MrsMUFC

*hits head on the wall while laughing* RT @AwoMike: Kenya's version of "You got served" http://twitpic.com/cd73vo  #someonetellkenya"

@omojuwa

The "Holy Grail" of Kenyan rappers is to feature Nigeria's M I. Just for M I to say "Yo!" on a track #someoneTellKenya

@omojuwa: The Only place Nigeria & Kenya compete is corruption.http://www.zimeye.org/?p=66877  #someoneTellKenya”

@omojuwa

#someoneTellKenya Kenyan players lodged at the Presidential Hotel insist on sleeping on the floor. Identifying with their President

@omojuwa

#someoneTellKenya your biggest professor spends more time on Twitter than the Lecture room. LOL

@AbangMercy

#someoneTellKenya RT "@Osisiye: These Kenyans, barely out of the Stone age, and they throwing stones at us?"

@Atomlim

#SomeonetellKenya that by the time we are done with them on Saturday, their biggest export, #Obama, would wish he had Nigerian blood

@doziemikel

@OfficialTosin: #someonetellKenya pic.twitter.com/zBYYt2aR60"""

@AwoMike: Kenya niccas going to the mall #someonetellkenya http://twitpic.com/cd6qti

@Atomlim

#SomeonetellKenya that the banters are normal. It's no hate or anything. Just the passion that comes with footie

@Atomlim

Before dey say I don't have a #SomeoneTellKenya tweet, tell dem dat b4 9pm, their stations will hv aired 20 Naija songs and 1 Kenyan

@AdaOhafia1

There are plans by Dangote to buy Kenya. He needs a new cement depot #someoneTellKenya

@SOgidigbo: #SomeoneTellKenya that Nigerians might fight one another. But when foreigners fight us, we fight as a team.

"@omojuwa: #someoneTellKenya Kenyans are actually more corrupt but they don't have as much money to steal :("

@Cumical: Never seen a young Kenyan. They're all born in their mid-40s. #someoneTellKenya""

@omojuwa

Tourists don't visit Kenya for anything but the animals (wildlife) | Tourists come to Nigeria to see money #someoneTellKenya

@AAABORODE: Tonto Dikeh is to Kenyans what Michael Jackson is to the world #SomeoneTellKenya""

@TerryKibiriti

LMAO i am in tears what! #SomeoneTellKenya “@TheBlackHermit: Wait so Kenya has a human president? Was Simba impeached?”

@omojuwa

The greatest ambition of an average Kenyan teenager is to appear as waka pass in a Nigerian movie #someoneTellKenya

@BashorunDon: #SomeoneTellKenya it's not an 8000miles race..dats dia major occupation. Sadly, football aint for "desert occupiers".

@AbangMercy

#someoneTellKenya the Harambeeboys are playing African Champions and they should be glad.

@omojuwa

#someoneTellKenya Our Super Eagles beat their team to play the France 1998 World Cup. We will do it again.

@damiranz

#someonetellkenya we don't look like burnt walking sticks with a ball on top in nigeria

@tee_hidee

#SomeoneTellKenya They are yabbing Nigerian movies, but we are not even aware that they have an entertainment industry at all..

@omojuwa

#someoneTellKenya the game will be played on a football field not on Twitter. I am sure they know our Super Eagles will eat them

@C_Nyakundih

" Monitor Lizard " RT @Derrickmacash2: "#someonetellkenya We Can Give Them Our Coach And They Will Still Loose To Us"

@damiranz: #someonetellkenya there is no way to beat nigerians on twitter, learn from the ghanians

@tee_hidee

#SomeOneTellNigeria #SomeoneTellKenya Nigerians are nice and kind but if they have your time na die be dat o LOL”

@omojuwa

#someoneTellKenya will be way more harsh than Ghana o. Kenyans be warned. LOL

@Kihara___  #someonetellkenya that if it go on like this, somalia might become kenya's only african ally

@Tzozo99

#someoneTellKenya i tried go google the best hotel in this is all I get pic.twitter.com/lAwASfatPT

@KoomeGitobu

#SomeoneTellKenya I hear Kenya's voter population is 800k. Meaning Sonko could run unopposed.

By Don Abiodun Odedeyi